I have, with the help of my sister-in-law. Been compiling a list of "Joyisms" aka, stuff my sister says. These are pure gold in my opinion. Little nuggets of pure brilliance. ENJOY!
"I wish I lived back in the coon ages, life was simpler then."
Joy, reading a "humorous" t-shirt. 'A diastolic walks into a bra? I don't get it."
Dave - 'it's "dyselxic"'
Joy - 'What is?'
"Someday I'm gonna buy myself a calendar, so I can stick a pin in all the places I've been."
Joy - How are you this fine day?
Ethan - huh?
Joy (to the group) I speaketh in terms that are unoriginal to him.
(she meant unfamiliar of course.)
To me, Re: the filipino man serving her coffee... "I think it's disrespectful to call them caucasians... it's gross."
J.A. - You have a booger in your nose.
Joy - Naw, I never have boogers in my nose. That's a snack.
"You know those people with only one arm? I think they're called Shriners... they're pretty lucky cause they can do that trick."
"Oh I know how sink holes happen! There are these little platelets under the ground..."
"...So I told her I don't think it's right to get married outside of wedlock."
"That woman changes clothes like she changes her hair!"
Joy - Why do I keep playing with this herpes thing on my foot?!
We all look trying to figure out what she means... it is a donut shaped "hemeroid pillow".
Joy's friend "My brother and I are so much alike, if we were born on the same day we'd be twins." ... she comes by it honestly.
"You may think I'm gross, but that's just science." - yup, she said it... still don't quite know what it means, but I don't think I have to.
