When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
15 comments:
sigh! it doesn't get any better than chuck norris...
and that is a factoid!
Slight inFACTuation with someone, do you?
RipKord... your joke isn't good for a CHUCKle NOR RIS it appropriate because this posting is FACTion.
*sigh* you two are so clever. Teach me....
Fact or FACTion, you can't just take my pun and CHUCK it 4 NO RRISen. You might hurt my feelings.
please check your e-mail Shinbone#4
ummmmm okay.... what should I be looking for ? ? ?
Oh gosh...yall and your cheesy jokes. Chuck Norris is a definitely on the hero list.
I was watching the previews for some Christian movies and noticed one interesting one. I don't remember the name of it, but Chuck Norris was the lead character, sent to rid the town of demons.
That's got to be quality!!
Will I ever learn? It seams I am doomed to leave my account open when ever I'm finished on the computer! Good thing I have such a loving brother who would never take advantage of that fact!
Or did He?!!!!!
I'm in love with the whole wide world!!!!!!!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris...Nuf said!
I am the Boogeyman and that is true!
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