Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: She starts the sentance with "A man once told me..."
3 comments:
Anonymous
said...
I think that joke is sexist and old! I thought for sure people could come up with something more clever than that. Such jokes are against everything I believe...
For more great jokes like this one simply google "Something Smart" the first site gave me this one.
here's a clever thing to try... go to a mens conventions and boldly state... "The trouble with men is... they always take everything so personally"... which is garaunteed to garner the audience wide response, "no I do not!" And that's just good science! xx's the real grace schinbone - standing up.
3 comments:
I think that joke is sexist and old! I thought for sure people could come up with something more clever than that. Such jokes are against everything I believe...
For more great jokes like this one simply google "Something Smart" the first site gave me this one.
here's a clever thing to try... go to a mens conventions and boldly state... "The trouble with men is... they always take everything so personally"... which is garaunteed to garner the audience wide response, "no I do not!"
And that's just good science!
xx's the real grace schinbone - standing up.
you look at my blog more consistently than i do, i think
thanks, you make me feel good
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