POETRY

"Harold and Eileen Messner of New Jersey won the Mega Millions lottery."
Somehow, that just seems right. The Messners of New Jersey play the lottery, who'd a thunk it. :D

I was wanting to see if I could find a picture of them... you know, to see if it fit the mental image I had conjured up. And ended up discovering that an inordinate amount of Harolds win the lottery. Really, you don't have much of a chance if your name isn't Harold.


I didn't find their picture- but here's what I imagine they'd look like.

I'm a racial profiler I know...